Danish

So I have many moods. This should not be surprising because I am a woman and I am also slightly insane. My moods rang from; “I must drive around aimlessly for 3 hours because I don’t want to think about things” to “Erin and I must hang out and be completely ridiculous.” There are more normal moods like depressed or giddy but really my moods are much more specific than that.

My favorite and most bizarre mood is “Danish mood.” This may not seem like a mood so much as a craving, but no, it’s a mood. Not only do I really want to eat a danish, I want to use the word danish as much as possible. I like to look at pictures of danishes. I like to read about the history of the danish. Other pastries do not fulfill my desires, it is only the danish. I have dreams about diners, hot cups of coffee in thick white mugs and most importantly the danish. I assault anyone who will listen to me with my desire for a danish.

“Danish mood” is one of my favorite moods and I am deep into the danish right now